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I was very sad to miss the lawn tractor mower races in Grovedale over the weekend (although we hear they may do it again sometime this year)

It has me thinking about some of the most Alberta things I’ve seen, whether its a demolition derby or a Wanham plow match. Now I’m wondering if we should host a ‘berta games… what would some of the ‘events’ be?

Toilet seat horseshoes
Toilet paper toss
lawn tractor races

We really can’t do anything dangerous for obvious reasons, but something that’s called ‘berta games has to have a welder doesn’t it?